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Dear World:  Get a sense of humour

Meet Pete Corneil:  Part time Radio host & writer, Full time Smart-ass.  Yet despite his temper, filthy language, and overall imperfection, he’s still trying to make the world a better place.  Attempting to build a “Life Less Serious” for himself and the world around him, this is Pete’s virtual home-base.  So check it out, bitches....

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Some quick tips for a "Life Less Serious:"

Protect Yourself From Poison:  No matter what you do or who you try to please, someone will be rubbed the wrong way.  Protect yourself mentally by shrugging assholes off.  Protect yourself physically by learning how to kick serious ass and hoping that you’ll never have to.

Swear:  It’s fun, it’s emotionally honest, and it’s a proven stress & pain reliever.  It gives you that little hint of mischief in an otherwise boring life.  And the people that get THAT offended by it are too stodgy to be taken seriously anyway.  So fuck ‘em.

 Perfection sucks:  The world’s most interesting people are flawed, irrational and damn entertaining.  Learn from them, whether it’s “what to do” or “what not to do”

 Let it go:  Nothing is the end of the world, except maybe the apocalypse.  So don’t treat it as such.  Find the joke in whatever’s happening…it’s the only thing that can keep your mind clear.

 Be a “little bit bigger”:  There's nothing worse than entitled people.  Don’t be one of them.  Always keep the attitude that “it’s not all about me” and soon enough, the people that matter will do the same.  Besides, the people that don’t matter can go get fucked anyway.  

 Enjoy right now:  Listen to good music, look at good art, play hooky every now and then to catch up with a friend you haven’t seen in years.  Fuck it, we’re all gonna die alone anyway….might as well make it a good ride.

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