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Some quick tips for a
"Life Less Serious:"
Protect Yourself From Poison:
No matter what you
do or who you try to please, someone will be
rubbed the wrong way.
Protect yourself
mentally by shrugging assholes off.
Protect yourself
physically by learning how to kick serious ass
and hoping that you’ll never have to.
Swear:
It’s fun, it’s
emotionally honest, and it’s a proven stress &
pain reliever.
It gives you that
little hint of mischief in an otherwise boring
life.
And the people that
get THAT offended by it are too stodgy to be
taken seriously anyway.
So
fuck ‘em.
Perfection
sucks:
The world’s most
interesting people are flawed, irrational and
damn entertaining.
Learn from them,
whether it’s “what to do” or “what not to do”
Let
it go:
Nothing is the end
of the world, except maybe the apocalypse.
So don’t treat it as
such.
Find the joke in
whatever’s happening…it’s the only thing that
can keep your mind clear.
Be
a “little bit bigger”:
There's nothing
worse than entitled people.
Don’t be one of
them.
Always keep the
attitude that “it’s not all about me” and soon
enough, the people that matter will do the same.
Besides, the people
that don’t matter can go get fucked anyway.
Enjoy
right now:
Listen to good
music, look at good art, play hooky every now
and then to catch up with a friend you haven’t
seen in years.
Fuck it, we’re all
gonna die alone anyway….might as well make it a
good ride.
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